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Click hereI write to amuse myself. People seem to think that I'm a fairly funny gal. One reader (@alba66) commented that I was "a sex therapist that moonlights at a comedy club." I'll buy that! But I do have a skewed sense of humor. My worst humor trait is that I like to amuse myself even more than I like to amuse others. I would be a very lonely stand-up comedienne.
Anyway, while writing (or doing anything creative), I love adding in funny/odd little treats that most people don't even know are there. It's nice when someone discovers them, but it's also funny to me that they are there in plain sight and never seen.
In my series, Freya's Sexual Adventures, I had a French restaurant named "La Fille Rondelette" that was a favorite of one of my chunkier characters, Cynthia. Well, so far, one reader commented on the humor of that restaurant's name. In English, it translates to "The Chubby Girl."
Ha! I crack myself up.
Anyway, one of my numerous flops, Mulier Unit 05-22-E, contained a LOT of Easter Eggs for readers to discover. I'm going to try to remember them all, but I'm sure there are some that even I will miss. There were lots in this piece.
It's a story about a man who gets a female android to help with household chores and eventually things go awry with their relationship. Sexually awry! This is Literotica, after all! If you want to read the story first, please go ahead. I wouldn't want to ruin the potential fun for anyone. If you've already read it -- or just don't care -- then read on...
So, first off, just the title of the story, "Mulier Unit 05-22-E," has two Easter Eggs hidden in it. "Mulier" is latin for "woman" or more specifically, a "lawful wife." And the female android's serial number spells out "Eve." "E" is the fifth letter of the English alphabet, "V" is the twenty-second letter, and "E" is... Well, "E." In the story, the main character and "Eve" end up as the sole inhabitants of a wonderful planet that is a veritable Garden of Eden.
See how that worked out?
And even more obvious, the main character is named Adam. Duh! His last name, Renovare, is Latin for "to renew" (in the story, he and the fake android are banished to a planet and they decide to populate this new world). Also, his personal ID number, 05-04-05-N, spells out Eden.
I'm such a goofball.
The company that makes these lifelike androids is called Vivus, Inc. "Vivus" is Latin for "living." Vivus, Inc. also makes male androids to be assigned to unmarried women that are called "Vir" Units. "Vir" is Latin for "man."
It's all pretty silly, but I have to come up with names and whatnot, so why not give them some meaning, right?
The "female" Mulier Unit assigned to Adam, in my story, calls herself Oriella. I thought that name was pretty (I simply did an internet search for female names), but it also means "full of life" in Latin. This wasn't hidden in the story. I spelled that one out because I wanted Oriella to try a little humor.
There are a few more Easter Eggs that are much less obvious. In the story, it turns out that Oriella is pregnant when they board the shuttle to the new planet. This is unknown to the main character, Adam, at this time -- as well as unknown to the reader. But in the story, they need to be ready to launch by "1500 hours." Or three o'clock in the afternoon.
Get it? Because there's secretly three of them on the shuttle.
Sometimes, I'm pretty darn slick with those Easter Eggs, huh?
I think that's it for this story, but there are plenty hidden throughout my work, though they tend to be a bit more sparse than in this story.
The character, Valentina, in "A Day at the Beach," was a nod to my very first Literotica Contest entry, "The Valentine's Day Triple Play," which I had just finished writing at the time. By the way, that first contest attempt did quite well!
In my extremely short story, "Faith" (the first part of my "Faith, Hope, and Love" trilogy), the male lead character is named Finn, Irish for "blessed." I chose this name because, although the character feels cursed, he eventually realizes that he can still be blessed. And he is blessed by a woman named Vera, a name meaning "faith."
Also in the story, there is reference to Finn's wife, Ana. That name is of Hebrew origin and refers to reference to the blessings bestowed on Hannah in the Old Testament of The Bible. And in Finn's darkest moment, Ana shines through to give him hope and a belief that he could still have a future without her.
So, those are random Easter Eggs on how I play around with names and whatnot.
You know what? I'm going to take a complete turnaround and mention my most-misunderstood story, "La Petite Mort."
I published it on Literotica with the description "Departure from my usual style. What do YOU think it's about?" I've heard from a handful of people and no one has gotten it right, yet. That was by design, though. In case you haven't figured it out yet, everything I write is very well thought out. My writing may seem light and breezy, but almost nothing is left unscrutinized.
Spoiler alert.
"La Petite Mort" is about an elderly widow sipping coffee alone in her kitchen, fondly reminiscing about the physical love she shared with her late husband many, many years in her past.
Apparently, my intention of making it vague, succeeded too well! I thought it was clever and well-written and everyone would admire my writing prowess. I was wrong. The story flopped.
Well, now you know how I amuse myself. Fun, huh?
One last thing...
I've hidden the names of some members of the Literotica community in various stories, too! Happy hunting!
@DukeofPaducah, Nice story with a sad ending. Ah, the wild days of our youth! Though I was never very wild, even then. I wouldn't trade those memories nor would I trade my adult experiences. And I look forward to the craziness still to come!!!
Iāll share with you what tickles and energizes me. I hope you wonāt think less of me, but Iāll understand if you do.
I get a muleās kick out of life by spending time with people that get a kick out of life for lifeās sake.
I received a call from an old high school classmate informing me that weāre approaching a reunion she was trying to organize.
Our 50th, for hellās sake.
We reminisced a while and she brought up a dear friend. He was a rake and a prankster and quite unpredictable. He drove an earlier model VW Beetle and I recalled spending a late summer evening with him and another soul prowling back country county roads lighting small packs of firecrackers,
perhaps 20 in a bunch and throwing them out of an open sunroof at unsuspecting oncoming traffic.
I know. I was an innocent passenger, I swear, and I would never try something like that today.
He thought it was hilarious, especially when they would turn around and pursue us.
We ended up in a cornfield more often than not.
The highlight of the evening came when he attempted to toss a pack out and missed the opening and it fell in between the front seats and started going off in close quarters. There was so much
Smoke and paper in the air and the noise was deafening. We laughed until we peed a little.
Poetic justice, I suppose.
We graduated eventually and went our separate ways.
Years later, I received notice he had passed, having been struck by a freight train at a crossing.
I was saddened , of course, but I knew in my heart what heād been up to.
I was also glad I wasnāt a passenger that particular day.
Hereās to my dear friend Jody T.
Days gone by.
@bobbiecox, you wrote: "you get your jollies on a much deeper level." It's not that deep!! š I hope that you enjoy my other stories!!!
Geez...my first comment on your WIWAW, I told you I write for myself, that's your opening line here. Difference is my goal is to see how many times I can cum, you get your jollies on a much deeper level.
Don't sell yourself short you would do great at stand up.
Now I'll dive into one of your stories, fortunately I have two monitors, so I can read your story and be using Google Translate on the other.
Feel free to use me as a character, Bobbiecox2